Thursday, September 2, 2010
A Portrait of the Asshole as a Young Man 21
I have a strange hard-on for the ghetto girls.
Kool-Aid hair ...
Scoop nails ...
Embellished wardrobes ...
Gold grills (bottom row only) ...
See? I think I like the hood chicks because they're "of the earth," as some old folks say. I often find women I went to college with to be overly concerned with being this or being that. Hood chicks just are what they are -- and fuck you!
Maybe it's the attitude. Not all of them are shrewish but it helps. Or maybe it's the fact that they'll wear a tit-exposing J-Woww shirt to work no matter what the job is.
And those cheap shoes. I'm a foot man and, by implication, a shoe man. I've seen a woman in brand-new Choos that didn't come close to rocking my world like the ghetto bird rocking a pair of gold spray-painted heels from Omar's Shoe Outlet at the mall.
It's a guilty pleasure... but then again so are all my pleasures.
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