Even If He Asks ... Don't Tell!!!

"Your haircut is worse than the Holocaust."

Here's the thing about men: We're stupid.

We'll ask questions -- not generic questions but crucial queries like, "Am I the best you've ever had?" -- that we really don't want an honest answer to.

So don't give any.

A man will take you there.  He'll ask and make nice and pretend that it won't hurt his feelings -- he wants the honest truth.  But your life will only remain status quo if the answer you give reaffirms his self-esteem.  Anything less than that and prepare to dwell in a dark dimension of uncomfortable follow-up questions, seething resentment and ultimately some type of passive-aggressive gesture on his part -- like boning your enemy -- that could signal the end of everything.

Don't tell, even if he asks. ... Don't!