Men are Present-Minded

Because you can't stick your dick in the past.

So no talking about past failed relationships or that ex-best friend who fucked your man or any of that nonsense.  I suppose men bring our own baggage-- for instance, if we're used to "easy" girls we'll probably come at you like one-- but our present decisions are much less informed by the past.

We have the memory of animals.  When a cheetah fails to catch its prey it doesn't sit around sulking; it simply moves on looking for new prey.  Women are often like elephants, hanging on to every memory-- especially the crappy ones-- wanting the past to be everything.  Men don't do that.

Because you can't stick your dick in the past.