Booty Call FAIL

If a man hits you with a booty call but then abruptly hits you again shortly thereafter to cancel, there are two likely reasons for this.

He initiated a BCB (booty call blast): he sent a stock message out to multiple women at the same time; the ones who answer are then engaged simultaneously, weeding out those who are indisposed, unwilling to accommodate, moronically inquisitive (e.g. “Why are you calling me so late at night?”), or those seeking emotional compensation; if more than one chick is down, the “winner” is determined by a points system (hotness, freakiness, proximity, chattiness, culinary skills, odor [you heard me], sense of humor, etc.) – Needless to say, you may not be the last booty call standing.

He called “Palmela” off the bench instead: sometimes a man will masturbate before a booty call arrives, either to calm his urges or to last longer during actual coitus; problem is, the refractory period kicks in and he no longer desires sex; in this moment of clarity he realizes how much hassle having sex with you would be—idle talk, foreplay, cunnilingus, sexual exertion, post-coital chat, getting rid of you—and decides it’s not worth it.

What can you do? Shower and get over to his place ASAP… if you want the business, that is.