Monday, February 15, 2010
Sarah Silverman You Are Not
Want to impress a man you just met? Don't try to be funny. Seriously. For myriad reasons I won't go into, men just don't think most women are funny. We think you do funny shit, but we don't see your comedic value beyond pure slapstick (like you limping around because one of your heels broke off). Leave the jokes to us. Just standing there and laughing doesn't make you a second-class citizen. Asking us to buy you a drink does.