More Issues Than Esquire

Almost every young man needs to get his shit together in a few areas of his life, but some are just completely unraveled.  That said, such men may seem attractive at first, so you'll try them out.

That's when the problems unfurl like red carpet.

Stay away from men with issues, not because you'll make them worse but because they'll make you worse.

Some are unlucky.  Some are dumb as shit.  Others aren't screwed on so tight.  Don't let whatever the exterior's doing for you leave you vulnerable.  These are the types of men who wasted whole years of your life.  Later when you tell people the story, they won't know whether to console you or laugh in your fucking face.

A man's issues can't be resolved by in-house pussy -- period.