When a man is caught cheating his punishment is magnified if the woman he cheated with looks like a busted Jack-O-Lantern. Not sure which is worse-- having your man dip out with someone better or worse looking than you-- but it’s the uglies who seem to ignite the most female uproar.
Anybody remember the women Bill Clinton banged before and during his presidency? It was a virtual rogues gallery. There’s a reason almost all of them went for plastic surgery after selling their tell-alls. Tiger Woods’s ever-growing list of paramours proves he had more than a few dimes in his pocket, but there were plenty of pennies jangling around in there too.
So, the $64,000 question: “Why is he cheating on me with a chupacabra?”
If he finds someone hotter than you he’ll be tempted to leave, but he doesn’t want to leave-- not really-- not from the woman who knows him. You know how to cook his favorite foods, what kinds of gifts to buy him, the beer he likes to drink, how to get the butt stains out of his underwear, etc. You know his mother and his family, his friends and a few co-workers even. And, most importantly, you know secrets. A new girlfriend or wife has to learn him from scratch and there are more pains associated with this than with sticking things out with you (and dipping occasionally).