Sunday, June 13, 2010
A Quick Word on Breath
Don't worry about double standards here. Women are far more hygenic than men (except for the rare metro). And that's why...
THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR A WOMAN'S BREAK TO REEK.
Those little Colgate one-and-done toothbrushes with the toothpick handle? Keep a few of those in your purse at all times... the way we still have troops stationed in Germany (in case the Hun ever return).
If it's something more serious than a shred of brisket stuck between back molars then I'm afraid it's doggystyle... all night. It's not your fault you're suffering from a sinus infection, but it's not anyone else's either.