Sunday, August 29, 2010
I've always been a fan of kink, not expressing it so much as discovering it in women. Girls you'd never suspect telling you they wished your bed was a dumpster behind a busy restaurant. Chicks who want you fresh out of the gym -- no shower. Sounds crazy, or gross, but it's as real as a fuck buddy can get.
And for men, it's all about the stories. That said -- and I've touched on this before -- you have to know that the stranger your sexual proclivities the more likely you are to end up the subject of a morning roundtable at IHOP. Rest assured, it's more veneration than degradation.
"Hey, anybody ever fuck with a chick who made animal noises when she came?" Thanks to you, your bedroom boyfriend can now raise his hand and feel superior.
So out with your kink! Whether you have a pole in your house or like to watch yourself on tape -- secure the evidence, please -- be sure to cultivate a strong enough relationship with a guy you like and respect and who won't try to shove every inch in your ass like it's already been paved and fitted with streetlights.
There, I said it.
"Doesn't matter how I say it ... so long as it's said." -- the author's reply to a fan's complaint about his "rude" style of writing