Seriously, though, I remember being out bar hopping last year and seeing this African-American sapphire with a college cut that put mine to shame. It helped that she had a nice smile and bedroom eyes but it was that freshly-faded dome of hers that captured me.
I was in love (or as in love as the Asshole can be).
Too bad she liked girls.
From the neck down, Amber Rose is pedestrian -- for a model/stripper/video vixen, I mean. I've seen pictures of her when she had a full head of long hair; it's just not the same. Hook her up with the "Sisqo Caesar," though, and she joins a pantheon of personal favorites that includes the bald chick from Star Trek: The Motion Picture and Demi Moore in G.I. Jane.